Move your ass.
A lesson in the glutes.
I have a confession y’all: I taught my 20 month old son to say “booty".
I had the full intention of teaching my twins anatomically correct terms, but I was weak and couldn’t resist, and now he shouts “booty!” with delight. It’s priceless.
For a good long while, I wasn’t super interested in butts. It just wasn’t my thing - after all, glutes technically ar…
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