Adventures in vaginas (and other parts)

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The fake-out UTI

The fake-out UTI

A delightfully awful spectrum of disastrous pees, burning, and pain -- oh my!

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Cait Van Damm
May 01, 2023
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This past weekend, I peed a lot.

Spoiler alert: It sucked.

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It wasn’t a UTI. But it did kind of look like one, on its face: a very specific pressure and pain in the bladder, burning and pain in t…

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